Game Thread 08.08.19: Preseason game 1 - Patriots at Lions

Yeah I’m at least a full play behind

I’m a little delayed on satellite. But not as much as a stream.

Lions ball. 1st and ten. Unnecessary roughness on pats.

1st down after penalty starts now.

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Of course for all I know its taking your post 30 sec to get to me. Maybe my stream is ahead of your satellite.

Mmmrrggghhh my brain hurts

I can’t find my glasses and all the players look like blobs. Even Matt Patrcia.

Oh come on … Patricia looks like a blob to someone with 20/10 vision.

He has a much more pleasant speaking voice than I imagined.

God… Tigers “highlights”

" OMG that AAA player who is in the majors because our team is that bad JUST FIELDED THAT BALL CLEANLY AND MADE A SEMI ACCURATE THROW!!!"

TJ Lang doing the embarrassed of his man boobs arm cross on natty tv.

Hint: next time wear a shirt that fits

For the record I am very proud of my moobs.

Man Berrios looks like Edelman on the field.

Two almost TD connections to Harris

And there it is. Whoever Inman is.

Ex CFLer who has been a Charger for the last 4 or 5 years

Have the Lions even gotten a first down?

There are something like 90 dudes on this roster right now, which means 40% will be gone by Opening Day.

What if they all make significantly good plays along the way? You know … what if nobody sucks???

I think there are only maybe 8-10 spots on the Practice Squad.

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4 completions for about 50 yards and 9 rushes for about 50 yards

Pass rush!!!

Winovich!!!#

Thanks. He just got mugged.

Who got mugged? I was reading about Brady moving to a new house and i missed it