WEEK 3 · Jets at Patriots - Sun 09/22/19 · 1:00 PM EDT

Gordon injured again

My God its like the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant softball team.

Its been announced that at halftime Julian Edelman was diagnosed with an acute case of gigantism brought on by an overdose of TB12 Brady Juice.

Also Stephon Gilmore disappeared while visiting the Foxborough Mystery Spot, Donte Hightower was injured rescuing a family from a burning building, and Phillip Dorsett was knocked unconscious by a local bar patron after an argument broke out over who was the greatest British Prime Minister.

So, we entered Week Two with Edelman, Brown, and Gordon, and the rest of the NFL said “We give up.”

Now we’re going into Week Four with none of those three players???

Gordon is back, but getting beat up.

Huge

Knock knock knockin’ on red zones door.

Josh Gordon is good

Yeah I was a little worried with AB that Brady would stop using Gordon as much as he should.

Fricken Berrios.

Why can’t we get players like that?

We give up the first TD of the season like THAT??? :face_vomiting:

Yeah I know. This was looking to be another shutout too.

Rib injury?

Oh boy

Can we stop with the goddam injuries against useless teams, already?

Chances are we are going to Buffalo next week with first place on the line. We’re going to need our first stringers for that matchup.