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Wow!!!
Have a shot this weekend!!!
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I have plenty. Cone on down and I will pour you one
No way man, yer company and its nurse are giving you the ninj. No going anywhere near you. I wanna live dammit. 
But seriously, I would love to hang and have a drink with you.
Maybe, on my next trip down south for a philosophy conference.
There is something moving in this basement and Iām gonna grab my shotgun and go on a hunt.
Donāt tell anyone I have a shotgun, my dumbass is a felon. (Fuck, I think I just blew my cover on the gun thing).
But Iām getting this little bastard or Iāll make friends with him. Havenāt decided yet.
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Oh god. What is it
Mouse
Snake
Spider
Rat
Badger
?
My money is on possum
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Itās a mouse and I have decided to make friends with him. His name is now Greald. But dammit he canāt have any of my Skittles, he wants em but dammit theyāre mine.
āI know a mouse, and he hasnāt got a house
I donāt know why I call him Gerald
Heās getting rather old, but heās a good mouseā
Personally, I think your āphilosophical discussionsā with women are like an old Adam Sandler bit. He talked about how he dated an English Major, and the conversations would go something like:
Her: āThe fire of your passion propels me to a magical land where you rule benevolently over all my emotions.ā
Adam: āYa got nice jugs ā¦ā
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Fortunately itās not quite like that. 
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When I was in the Air Force, I got so drunk on Tequila one night that my eyes forgot how to see. I mean, they were open, and I could detect light and hear people talking, but I just couldnāt focus on anything. It was all a blur.
Havenāt touched the stuff since. 
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thatās why ?I skip the lime and salt
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its good, or it is very bad
price point matters
Iāve had quite a few beers tonight. Shall we take bets on how many times Iāll have to get up to pee tonight
Iāll say 3.
Itās time for a nap.
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We are going to leahs parents today. Tire our kid out, they have a huge house he can run and play in. Then time for a nap haha
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Hanging down the river with Jo. The water is close to overflowing on this side after the torrential downpour we had last night.
Much like the waters will recede and return to its normal state so will the world with this virus.
Great measures have been undertaken.
We got this.
We are human, itās kinda our thing.
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Agreed man. Over blown right now but life will get back to normal.
