We eat pizza from the inside out.
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If you live to be 70 years old you will spend TEN YEARS of your life on Monday.
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The word ambiguous only has one meaning.
Is it possible for Wolverine to get circumcised?
I like beer.
Who decided to put the “s” in “lisp”?
Is it possible to perform a truly selfless act?
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Why is it called a pair of pants and not a pair of shirts ?
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Do these have to be original?
I think it might have been George Carlin who pointed out that we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway.
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I’m sick and don’t wanna beer. Dammit
Nope. No rules. Post whatever is on your mind guys.
I’m sick. The worst part is I don’t want a beer.
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[quote=“sprocketboy, post:11, topic:933”]
I think it might have been George Carlin who pointed out that we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway.
[/quote] or was it Stephen Wright?
If “Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely,” does it stand to reason that God is the biggest Asshole in the Universe?
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I’d like to be under the sea in an octopus’ garden in the shade.
I would think that believers would say that statement is for man not God.
Royalties for Ringo.
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Love it.
My arms are covered in tattoos, yet I wear long sleeves 95 percent of the time. Strange.