We eat pizza from the inside out.
If you live to be 70 years old you will spend TEN YEARS of your life on Monday.
The word ambiguous only has one meaning.
Is it possible for Wolverine to get circumcised?
I like beer.
Who decided to put the “s” in “lisp”?
Is it possible to perform a truly selfless act?
Why is it called a pair of pants and not a pair of shirts ?
Do these have to be original?
I think it might have been George Carlin who pointed out that we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway.
I’m sick and don’t wanna beer. Dammit
Nope. No rules. Post whatever is on your mind guys.
I’m sick. The worst part is I don’t want a beer.
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I think it might have been George Carlin who pointed out that we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway.
[/quote] or was it Stephen Wright?
If “Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely,” does it stand to reason that God is the biggest Asshole in the Universe?
I’d like to be under the sea in an octopus’ garden in the shade.
I would think that believers would say that statement is for man not God.
Love it.
My arms are covered in tattoos, yet I wear long sleeves 95 percent of the time. Strange.