Random Thoughts

We eat pizza from the inside out.

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If you live to be 70 years old you will spend TEN YEARS of your life on Monday.

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The word ambiguous only has one meaning.

Is it possible for Wolverine to get circumcised?

I like beer.

Who decided to put the “s” in “lisp”?

Is it possible to perform a truly selfless act?

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Not really a random thought. This just kinda broke my brain. :rofl:

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Why is it called a pair of pants and not a pair of shirts ?

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Do these have to be original?

I think it might have been George Carlin who pointed out that we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway.

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I’m sick and don’t wanna beer. Dammit

Nope. No rules. Post whatever is on your mind guys.

I’m sick. The worst part is I don’t want a beer.

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[quote=“sprocketboy, post:11, topic:933”]
I think it might have been George Carlin who pointed out that we drive on the parkway but park in the driveway.
[/quote] or was it Stephen Wright?

If “Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely,” does it stand to reason that God is the biggest Asshole in the Universe?

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I’d like to be under the sea in an octopus’ garden in the shade.

I would think that believers would say that statement is for man not God.

Royalties for Ringo.

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Love it.

My arms are covered in tattoos, yet I wear long sleeves 95 percent of the time. Strange.