Here’s one for the books guys and girls.
I told this story in on the Planet.
It began with a post, the context was the horrendous use of Ovens in Nazi Germany.
This is where my fun, exciting and sometimes warped mind takes me.
Follow me on this please. The payoff is worth it.
"Quite sadly and historically accurate.
Ovens are only proper in this context for extermination of evil child eating witches such as Hansel and Gretel most morally illustrated.
And just cuz I’m into diving into rabbit holes today in an almost fetish manner I have a story.
When I was about 5 my beautiful older cousin Christine took me to the movies out of great kindness of her loving heart.
The movie was Hansel and Gretel.
From some epic level evil genius or some Twilight Zone level cosmic weirdness test of my young psyche the trailer for this children’s movie was for a horror flick.
In one scene of the trailer a hideous spider was desceding on its silken web maker into the open mouth a sleeping teenager.
And I now know the cause and nature of my tremedous psychosis relating to creepy crawlies. Just seeing the word mandible in print or in my mind sends shockwaves that rock my cognitive world to the point of physical tremors.
Thank you for your indulgence down this rabbit hole. It has paid dividends.
To whom I have no fucking idea cuz my day is ruined. "
OK.
I just this shared this story from my youth with a beautiful, new very interesting, deeply intellectual, which you know I highly value, legit very involved Wiccan witch woman in my life.
Get this she is Chara’s (my 30 year object of my passionate affection. The dearest friend I’ve ever had, my soul sister who I will never have) her recentv ex’s, longtime ex girlfriend. I just her iust met her a week ago through Chara. And she is very, very intrigued by and interested in me.
The kicker? She just now told me she has a huge tattoo of a black widow on her back.
Please pray for my sanity.
I called her a demon woman.
And she said, “Coming from you and knowing your affinity for wonderful demon women like Chara I take that as a huge compliment and makes me smile. ”
Awwwwww. We’re bonding over my terror of creepy crawlies. Awwwww. Beautiful.
For real please pray for my sanity.
Thank you and amen.
Told ya this one is one for the record books.
I end in some messed up situations man.
My life is never dull or in any way ever mundane, that’s for damn certain.
I love it!! I love my life!!!