I was looking at the Users and saw DumbBlonde. I’m trying to figure out who is who from Patriots Planet. Any idea who DumbBlonde is? Just curious.
Shes a “pats fan” I think
I thought it might be PFL.
Do we really think Lisa would use that moniker?
I thought the same. Under the profile pic and name it reads “I’m not really a dumb blonde“
Oh that is too funny. LOLOL
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says: “Do you want to hear a funny blonde joke?”
The big woman replies: “Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I’m blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I’m a professional athlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 220 pounds and is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6’5", weighs 245 pounds, and she is a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The guy thinks about it a second and says: “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
Two blonds are sitting on a park bench. The first blond says. “Which do you think is further, the moon or Florida?”
The second blond says, “Duh can you see Florida?”
An old Obstetrician walks into his office and sees three expectant women in his waiting room: a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.
So he announces to them: “Ladies, back in the old country, we used to have a tradition that the position in which you conceived influences the sex of your child.”
He walks up to the brunette and asks: “My dear, what position were you and your husband in when you made this baby?”
The brunette thinks for a few seconds and says “Um … my husband was on top.”
“Ah-hah … then your child shall be a boy!”
He turns to the redhead, and before he can ask, she says “Are you kidding me? Of COURSE it was ME on top.”
“Then your child shall be a girl!”
All of a sudden, the blonde bursts out in tears.
“My darling,” the doctor says, “what is the matter.”
Sobbing, she replies … “Does that mean I’m going to have … a … a PUPPY???”