The deranged man is quoted as screaming “Boston Ports Up Yours Dog Calm!!!” Over and over and over.
Buffets are dangerous.
It is known.
You are passionate about sweet and sour chicken
Cruises are scary. Lots of weird shit goes on.
Right. And how does something that big float? Just seems unnatural to me.
Oops, wrong thread.
Part of the conspiracy, eh joolz?
Here is some grainy footage of UT just before the brawl