Verlander is upset the Astros traded for Roberto Osuna


#1

for those of you wondering who Osuna is, he was signed at 16 for 1.2 million dollars and later was caught in the stairwell slapping the shit out of his girlfriend.

https://deanblundell.com/ray-rice-or-roberto-osuna-whats-the-difference-the-blue-jays-should-send-a-message-and-release-their-closer/

Now Mikie being a reasonable and thoughtful man suggest we trade David Price for Justin Verlander today, before the deaadline, so the Astros can welcome that DV asshat to the team.


#2

Works for me. Git 'er done!