Saints WR Deonte Harris from Assumption College Worcester Mass

The girlfriend I had through most of college went to Assumption.

You know what they say about girls from Assumption.

They make an ass out you and mption.

What does that say about girls from UMass???

That they are cheating whores that will rip your heart out?

Oh sorry. That might have been a unique case.

Sorry UT. Didn’t mean to rip open old wounds.

assumes the smiting position