Happy Birthday, ThepAlmetToState!


#1

According to Patriots Planet you are 114 years old today. Congratulations Old Man! toast


#2

Happy Birthday bro. May the beer flow and the Sox and Bs win.


#3

Lol. Yes. I am a vampire.


#4

Stay away from the holy water.


#5

Lol. 114. That is a heck of a milestone. Happy birthday.


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#7

Bela, you look great for 114.


#8

Conrad Brooks : You know which movie of yours I love, Mister Lugosi? " The Invisible Ray ". You were great as Karloff’s sidekick.

Bela Lugosi : Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Karloff does not deserve to smell my SHIT! That Limey cocksucker can rot in hell for all I care!

Ed Wood : W-what happened?

Bela : How dare that asshole bring up Karloff? You think it takes talent to play Frankenstein? It’s all, all makeup, and-and grunting. [imitates Frankenstein] Grrr-Rrrr!

Ed : I agree, Bela. I agree a hundred percent. Now Dracula — there’s a part that takes talent.


#9

Oh happy day!! DRINK BEER AND BE HAPPIER!