The starting rotation struggles ends tonight!!! Because… One man will rise above the authority… One man will enter the gauntlet… One man will solve this pitching problem one batter at a time…That man is Andrew…Andrew Cashner.
Say you prayers Jays. Tonight the Cash man enters the ring!
DUN DUN DUN!!!
Be back about 8-ish and Sox better be leading.
They will Joolz!!! 
don’t worry
1-0!!! Good guys
Cashner has a deadly changeup.
Well this sucks.
Well, um, this new dude kinda sucks, eh?
Ya he’s brutal. Jesus. Ugly start.
Rage of the Jiggly Puff!
Power went out here. Bad storm. Great
Yay! Betts! 4-3 Jays.
Xander is too good! Tie game
Ugh cashner
Can we send him back? You know, like catch and release in fishin’.
Lol yes agreed! We made a mistake. Take him back please.
Ugh 6-4
What a shitshow of an inning that was. Jays up 6-4.
